Geezers Save the World Geezers Save the World 23: Cruise Time, Book 23, (Paperback)

<p>When Arty McAllister, Cecil Handle, and Bernard Thompson sign up for a relaxing senior Caribbean cruise, they expect lukewarm buffets, mild sunburn, and arguments over shuffleboard.</p><p>What they get instead: glowing pickled eggs in every dish, passengers turning into polite cardboard cutouts, a raccoon with a cybernetic eye, and a seven-foot Bigfoot in a Hawaiian shirt claiming the ship is harvesting human souls.</p><p>As reality bends, the ocean turns to liquid mercury, and a fleet of porcelain teapot UFOs arrives to "process" humanity's life experience into fuel, the Geezers face an uncomfortable truth: </p><p>They cannot win.</p><p>So they do what they do best-</p><p>They break everything.</p><p>Armed with a barely functional RV, a weaponized snore, and absolutely no respect for the laws of physics, the Geezers launch one final, catastrophic plan to save Florida from becoming an intergalactic charging station.</p><p>It's bingo for the fate of reality.</p><p>And the house is cheating.</p>

• Geezers Save the World Geezers Save the World 23: Cruise Time, Book 23, (Paperback)
• Author: Independently Published
• ISBN: 9798258835819
• Format: Paperback
• Publication Date: 2026-04-25
• Page Count: 278